babble
Monday, November 18, 2002
Due to horrible occurrences over the weekend like exams and homework, I have been reduced to plagiarizing myself. For your viewing pleasure:
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a show called Friends. In one of the episodes of this "show" the characters made up a list of five celebrities that they wanted to do "it" with. The basic premise was that they could do "it" with said celebrities if given the chance and their boyfriend/girlfriend/life partner was not allowed to get mad. I think this is a fabulous idea, so here are my choices. My list is ever-changing, but this is my current list. Note that there are 5 of each gender, because I'm "bi-lingual", and therefore get to be a bigger "slut".
These are in no particular order.
MALE PERSONS WHO ARE FAMOUS AND WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD WEARING ME AS A HAT
1. John Cusack. (If you do not understand, please watch Grosse Pointe Blank and you will see him in all of his all-black-wearing hot-ass tall glory.)
2. Derek Jeter.
3. Jason Lee.
4. Dennis Leary. I'm a sucker for tall. And Irish. And funny. And he is all of those things wrapped up in a tasty little Bostonian package.
5. Conan O'Brien. Shut up. Tall, Irish, funny, and NERDY is even better.
FEMALE PERSONS WHO ARE ALSO FAMOUS AND WHO I WOULD LIKE TO ASSIST WITH THEIR CLOTHING REMOVAL NEEDS
1. Catherine Keener.
2. Rose McGowan.
3. Michelle Rodriguez, of Girlfight and Blue Crush.
4. Pink.
5. J-Lo. Mmmmbooty.
HONORABLE MENTIONS OF EITHER GENDER WHO ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO DROP BY MY HOUSE AND LOSE THEIR PANTS
1. Jennifer Aniston. (I realize that she is one of the "beautiful people" and therefore "everyone" wants her. But she is very hot, so she has to be here.)
2. Heather Graham. I do not find her especially attractive most of the time, but she is in my neighborhood on a regular basis so I figure I should include her because her proximity increases my chances. HAH.
3. Christina Ricci and Thora Birch, but only if they gain back some of the weight they lost, because I like them better with a bit more meat on 'em.
4. Eddie Izzard. I told you, I am a sucker for funny. This explains why I dated certain people who may be reading this right now but will be happy that I have Eddie Izzard on my honorable mentions list.
5. Lisa Bonet. My girlfriend wants to boink her, and I told her that if she brings her over we can make a Lisa Bonet sandwich.
6. Lenny Kravitz. Used to be on the main list, used to be married to Lisa Bonet. Neat.
7. Jeff Goldblum. Replaced on the main list by Jason Lee, because Jason Lee just got divorced and eats sushi at a restaurant where I eat sushi, and therefore I have a better chance with him. Plus he's funnier.
This will probably change soon, because being inside my head is like riding a never ending rollercoaster of various emotions, needs, and desires. But for now, if any of the aforementioned famous persons would like the grand tour of my bed or the backseat of my car or even perhaps a park bench, please do not hesitate to contact me.
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