babble
Wednesday, December 18, 2002
Hi, Beyonce. I know you'd like me to try some of your tasty beverage right now, but first I've got to tell you a few things.
At the café in the artists' colony where I live, there is a lovely, albeit temporary, boutique selling some items which you may want to purchase for your holiday gift-giving needs. It's going to be there today through Friday of this week from 6-9 p.m. Stop by, buy some functional art and sculpture, paintings and pillows, or books. If you see a half-drunk redhead wearing a Bedhead Press t-shirt, you can be pretty sure it's me, though you never know when the Katmonkey impersonator will show up.
Now, Beyonce, I know you already know Tony, but I want to remind you that he has a busblog book for sale, which is also good for your holiday shopping needs (though I hope you'll still stop by the boutique). I got mine in the mail yesterday, and though I've only read the first 15 or so pages, I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Plus, I found out that Tony and I may or may not have had a top-secret employer in common a while back. I reached this conclusion purely from the circumstantial data I gathered from those 15 pages. Get that, I learned something from a book! The teevee never told me I could do that!
I've got to go back to work, now, Beyonce, because I've been tossing around an idea for yet another tweak to the ol' Fez design, and I wanna get it out to all the party people in time for Christmas. You take care of that fine badonkadonk butt you've got there, and try to resist the urge to go up to Britney and say "in your FACE, bitch" just because Pepsi ditched her for you.
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