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Tuesday, December 31, 2002



Your lovely fez hostessI took a little hiatus for the holidays. Not that I did anything exciting during the holidays, mind you, I just didn't feel like writing. I shall now proceed to update you on the goings-on in the Land of Fez.

The overly commercialized, mostly secular, so-called 'Christian' holiday with blatantly pagan origins was enjoyable. I gave Liz several presents, some of which were practical but none of which involved any cooking or cleaning devices. We get by just fine with our steamer and our George Foreman Grill. She gave me a bunch of cool stuff. I particularly enjoyed the Queens of the Stone Age CD, and the soundtrack to 8 Mile. Also, her son gave me a Bart Simpson watch, which talks and is totally bad ass.

Since then, I've mostly just been going to my mostly empty office and daydreaming about camera equipment. I've been lusting after and daydreaming about cameras so much that I had a dream about getting all the cameras I want today when I took a nap. I had to take a nap in preparation for the BIG TIME PARTYING that I am quite obviously doing tonight. Really, I am partying so hard right now. I'm watching Eddie Izzard on the good old HBO, and then I'm going to count down to the New Year by switching between Comedy Central and the Cartoon Network because Comedy Central has Dave Atell from Insomniac doing the drunken countdown, and Cartoon Network has Sealab and Aqua Teen Hunger Force doing the cartoony countdown. Goddamn, I wish I had Tivo. Then at midnight, I'm going to hide downstairs away from the windows while all of the lovely people in the ghetto neighborhood that surrounds the lovely artists' colony fire their guns into the air to celebrate the new year and possibly maim people, and after that, I'm going to go up on the roof and maybe take a couple of lovely long-exposure photos of the beautiful smog-enhanced lights of downtown L.A. for your viewing enjoyment.

I hope you're all out enjoying your evening, with a nice designated driver. Happy New Year!


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