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Tuesday, February 11, 2003



Forgot to remove the baby Jesus butt plug, George?A bunch of random things:

I met Gene Simmons once. He is sweaty.

I have a vintage camera collection. Some of the cameras in my collection were props in "The Ring". I haven't seen it, because scary movies, like, scare me and stuff.

I am a blood relative of someone who is a candidate for sainthood in the Catholic Church.

Yes, I appreciate the irony.

My first car was a powder-blue Volvo station wagon. When I bought it, I looked like this.

Almost every day, I wear a pendant that represents the word "love" in Hebrew. This makes people assume that I'm Jewish. I'm not, I'm just a big fan.

I know seven of the people that are in my current set of permalinks in real life. I have kissed four of them, three with tongue. I'm not naming names. You know who you are.

I procrastinate too much.

When I was 3 years old, I could count to 10 in English, French, Latin, and Turkish. Of those, I can only remember French and English (durr!), but I can count in German and Spanish now, too. It is a really fucking useful skill.

My wardrobe is almost entirely black and dark gray, but I harbor a secret love of the color pink.

I would totally make out with Tom Selleck.


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