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Monday, March 24, 2003
To my three and a quarter loyal readers: I am happy to report that I am back in L.A., safe and sound. I was kept extremely safe by the high levels of security at our nation's airports. I mean, if it hadn't been for them, that 90 year old lady going through security next to me might have smuggled 20 tons of TNT in her orthopedic shoes. Fortunately, this time through I didn't get the pat-down, which is always fun since the screeners usually make comments about my tattoos and want to "bond" with me because they have a crappy, faded tattoo of a unicorn on their saggy left boob. Okay, that was just that one screener, but still, I like to avoid being touched by strangers if I can. Stranger danger!
I took two cameras with me to Phoenix but did not find one interesting thing to photograph. Seriously. I took the camera out once to show my mom some photos of my one-eyed cat, but I didn't actually take any photos. I know that I should really just take as many photos as I can, especially since the Artwalk is coming up and I need to have some fresh material for it, but I literally did not find one interesting thing to photograph. Well, my family was interesting, but I didn't really have a chance to get any good photos of them. And I didn't see one mullet the entire time I was there! Shocking, I know. Perhaps it isn't mullet mating season yet and they're still hibernating.
This week, I will be attempting to self-medicate my ADD and general malaise with heapin' helpings of caffeine so that I can get many, many things done. I have to complete the third round of revisions for two of the presentations for the upcoming geek conference, put my car in the shop and pray that the only repair it needs is covered under the warranty, process like 10 rolls of film and scan all the images, and put together the two small desks I got a couple of weeks ago so that my office can FINALLY be fucking organized. Once again I will put out a call for volunteers - anyone who wants to do any of this shit for me and/or give me foot massages while I work, feel free to come on over. I might even give you a whole dollar.
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