babble
Monday, April 28, 2003
Hi. I am in Vegas. As you can tell, I am a giant nerd because the first thing I did upon my arrival in Vegas was hook my shit up to the broadband intarweb access and tell you guys about it.
Go, me! I'm a party animal!
During the week, I will be updating you on my fabulous, glamorous life as a public speaker. I will tell you about all the sordid, naughty things us computer geeks get into when we're in Sin City. I will also chronicle the high levels of nervousness that I am experiencing, which I assume will continue to escalate until creepy, somewhat moist butterflies burst from my stomach like that one scene in Alien.
Also, to the guy in the champagne-colored Ford Extinction that kept riding my ass just before Barstow: YOU ARE A DICKHOLE. You'd better be glad I've decided to use my powers for good instead of evil, because there would have been some major smiting going on if I was still nursing at the teat of the dark side. Beeyotch.
babbled by Kat @ 5:06:00 PM |
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