babble
Monday, July 07, 2003
To all the kids lookin' up to me:
Hi, I'm a meerkat.
I know that most of the animals that guest blog for Kat are baby animals, but I'm a full grown meerkat. We're just kinda smallish. But not everything about me is small, if you catch my meaning, you sexy bitch.
Anyway, as you may have noticed, Kat's been too busy to post again. Well, it wasn't really that she was too busy last week, she just didn't have anything to say. She's still all preoccupied by work and a bunch of other shit so she asked me to post for her. Lazy bitch. Well, I guess she's not that lazy, because she spent like 8 hours on Friday wandering around Chinatown and Pasadena with some dude she knows taking photos of stuff. At first, they were in search of urban blight, but apparently Chinatown is relatively bereft of blight, which caused Kat and Steve great disappointment. So they changed tactics and went to take photos of churches in Pasadena, which is even more blight-free, but they like taking photos of churches for some reason so off they went. Personally, I think they should've gone to Compton, because there's plenty of blight there, but what do I know, I'm just a fucking meerkat with a warming lamp shining on my belly.
It was really hot the rest of the weekend, so Kat just stayed in her house melting. She was supposed to be working on that mix CD that she promised to all you people who made with the cheap, meaningless compliments, but it's so hot in her "recording studio" that she can't even sit in there during the day to determine the playlist. I think that in her heat-induced delirium she decided to include either an Abba song or "Xanadu" by Olivia Newton-John, because really, what's a good mix without "Dancing Queen" sandwiched between N.W.A. and Marilyn Manson?
Kat will be back as soon as she recovers from her three day bender, um, I mean, from working so hard. I leave you with these words of wisdom from the great Ice Cube:
Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money.
babbled by Kat @ 10:07:00 AM |
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