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Thursday, July 24, 2003
Where is my mind?:
I had a really great idea for a post last night when I was talking to my friend Wes, because sometimes we have really goddamned hilarious conversations which would make posts that are so ripe with hilarity that they would burst open and splatter all over you like so much comedy bukkake. Then I went to sleep, and though I didn't have any more nightmares about zombies or the Hilton sisters or giving birth, I didn't sleep well, and when I don't sleep well my mental capacity drops below that of Carrot Top and it's all I can do to remember my own name and how to maintain normal bladder function, much less the comedy gold that Wes and I so effortlessly came up with last night. Hopefully I will be able to get a good night's sleep tonight so that I can recover enough from my severe sleep deprivation to recall what the fuck it was that I thought was so goddamned hilarious.
Before all the ass-fisting hilarity and mind-numbing sleeplessness, I went out for a drink with the lovely Kari in Santa Monica. I was a good little girl and resisted the urge to get retarded drunk and heckle passersby. Instead, we whiled away several hours talking about theoretical physics and the plight of homeless howler monkeys. Okay, we really talked about sex and relationships, but we could have talked about theoretical physics and the plight of homeless howler monkeys if we'd wanted to, because we are just that smart and selfless. But last night we wanted to talk about orgasms, and since John Ashcroft hasn't taken our right to talk about orgasms away yet, you can't stop us!
This weekend, I plan to actually make those fucking mix CDs I promised you last month. I finally hammered out the playlist, but I'm missing 3 songs that I want to put on it and I just can't fucking find them anywhere, so I have to go plunder my downstairs neighbor's music collection because he is the best goddamned DJ you have ever heard and has more music than God, and if he doesn't have the songs that I want to put on the mix CD then that means that I have completely lost my mind and that song about the millions of peaches, peaches for me was all in my head and never really existed. If that is the case, I have some alternates I can put on the mix CDs, but if I am forced to put them on the CD it will totally compromise my artistic vision, and if that happens and I lose all of my artistic integrity then I will be left with no choice but to do the unthinkable and put Xanadu back in the playlist.
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