babble
Monday, August 18, 2003
Pussy galore:
My friends are helping me come up with plans for my evil empire. Observe, Stephen's contribution:
I think you should make an eyepatch for your cat. Something in a deep red with bright yellow, hypno-swirls on it. So when he bobs his head at people their eyes go all woffly and they stand there slack jawed, ready to do your bidding as willing slaves. Just think of the Evil Overlord potential. "Of course, Mr. Bond, you might be able to defeat me and my minions, but first, don't you want to (cue dramatic music) SEE MY PUSSY?"
See? I told you I have the coolest friends ever.
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