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Thursday, November 13, 2003
I did it with a wiffle ball bat:
Today I am going to write about some people that I probably shouldn't write about. Don't worry, none of it is about you, because clearly everyone who is reading this is wonderful and never does anything to annoy me. It's also not at all about people I work with, live near, or talk to on a regular basis. In fact, this entry doesn't really exist and this is all in your imagination.
So, without further ado, I bring you The Most Annoying People On Earth.
First, we have Sniffly Lady. Hey, guess what, if your nose is running that fucking much, please go to the ladies' room and blow your nose already. I swear to Christ this woman has sniffed audibly at least 47 times in the last 15 minutes. KILL ME NOW. Thanks.
Next is Everyone in Southern California During a Storm. As teh Wil mentioned, oh my God, we had a fucking storm last night. You would think it was the apocalypse the way these people act. "Sweet Lord, there is a drop of rain on the road! I must SLOW TO A CRAWL!!!!" I admit, when the storm was directly over the top of my building and the thunder literally made the walls shake and there was lightning striking the parking lot outside my window, sure, I was all practical and shit and turned off my computers and went downstairs. But that's not the way the news saw it! Oh no, it's STORM WATCH 2003!!11!!!1one! My god, what will we do?! There's ACTUAL WEATHER! Oh, the humanity.
Next we have Personal Call Lady. (Remember, I don't work with any of these people. This is all fiction and I made it up and nobody exists in real life, pinky swear.) Personal Call Lady sits at her desk and makes like 947 personal calls every day, and that's just before lunch. Now, don't get me wrong, I am not opposed to the occasional personal call while you are at work. I make and/or receive one every so often (no I don't, this is all a dirty lie). But seriously, if you are going to conduct HOURS of personal business EVERY DAY then either quit your fucking job, or get one where you don't sit in a cubicle and force everyone else to listen to your personal shit. In other words, shut the fuck up already, kthnx.
Now that I'm done being annoyed for the day, I can get back to my regular daily activities, which include rocking 3L's Name That Blogger contest and diddling myself in the supply closet working very, very hard.
The Mighty Jimbo looks good in vinyl
babbled by Kat @ 9:38:00 AM |
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