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Wednesday, December 10, 2003
Fun auction:
Hokay. So if you've read this blog for any length of time you know that I live at the Brewery Arts Complex near downtown L.A. because I just never fucking shut up about it, especially during artwalks. Anyway, every year the owners throw a holiday par-tay for the residents and we are allowed to bring a guest. Last year I was in a relationship with someone who also lives there, and the year before I was kinda new there so I didn't want to bring anyone from the outside and subject them to the scary art people, but this year I decided that since I am now just as scary as most of the scary art people, I will bring a guest, because if you can handle me, you can handle the rest of the Brewery crew.
So, since I am currently a freewheelin' single gal and have lots of friends/acquaintances/hot motherfuckers to choose from, I figure the best way to go about choosing who I will bring to the party is by pitting my friends and reader(s) against each other on the 'Fez. So, if you're available next Thursday, single (or your partner doesn't mind if you hang out with some weird chick from the intarweb), don't mind drunken artists and can get yourself to the Brewery without too much trouble, start kissing my ass in the comments. Tell me how you'd be my slave for the evening. Lure me with promises of strong drinks and neck massages. Entice me with tales of your oral skills (yes, that kind, pervert). Bribe me with cold, hard cash. The best promise, offer, and/or bribe wins.
What are you waiting for? Get to it!
Update: What the hell is wrong with you people? Only 5 responses so far, all from people who live too far away to actually go? Do I have to fucking show you naked pictures or something? I do? Fine.
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