babble
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Doubting if there's a woman in there somewhere:
I thought I would post a follow-up to yesterday's post about my fucked up love life. I will tell you which bachelor I am smitten with, which one the readers liked, and what my final decision is. I know you are on the edge of your seat, anxiously awaiting this information, but keep your panties on, I'll get to it as quickly as possible.
First I'll tackle what the readership says. We have two votes for #1, two votes for #3, one vote for #2, and two votes for just carrying on with all three like the naughty girl you all know I can be. I tend to favor this last option because it potentially brings with it three times more orgasms than choosing just one suitor. However, I can foresee it becoming quite tiring. Then again, I would be getting a lot more exercise and probably wouldn't have any time left over after all the hot sweaty action I'd be getting to do anything but sleep, so this option is probably the healthiest choice.
Now, the one that got me all retarded over him was Bachelor #2, aka the pseudoboyfriend. The only person who voted for him was Scott, who probably didn't know who he was voting for. And I quote: "Pick the one who listens to the Sisters most frequently, but who is LEAST like Andrew Eldritch." Yep, that's pseudoboyfriend in a nutshell.
But.
I have to make an executive decision here. One guy lives out of state. One guy lives next door AND is my ex's roommate (although she's apparently fine with it. Who knew?). And the one I like the most is giving me major mixed messages. I am far too awesome to play the mixed messages game.
So, my final decision?
None of the above.
(Well, technically, since this is a blog post, it's none of the below, but that doesn't sound right.)
I'll be accepting new applications from potential makeout partners starting.... now.
The Cult of the One Eyed Cat is beckoning you.
babbled by Kat @ 3:43:00 PM |
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