babble
Monday, January 12, 2004
Love American Style:
I had a dream last night that I met Robin Williams and Henry Winkler at a party in honor of my paternal grandmother. Since I really did meet the Fonz last week, I guess it's not too surprising that he should make an appearance in my dream, but wtf was Robin Williams doing there? I think my subconscious has been secretly smoking crack again.
On an entirely unrelated note, my love life (so to speak) has been quite interesting lately. There are several people who have been vying for the role of My Significant Other in the ongoing production of As the Fez Turns. I will list their attributes here and we'll see if those of you playing along at home can figure out which one of them has me completely smitten. Bonus points if you can figure it out and don't actually know me in real life. (You may also offer up your opinion as to who I should choose, bearing in mind that I will probably not listen to your advice.)
Keep in mind that even though I have notoriously loose morals, I have not slept with any of these people. Shocking, I know. I'll remedy that as soon as possible. I have, however, made out with all of them, because making out is awesome and you probably don't do it enough, so go grab your significant other when you are done playing Dirty Fez: the Home Game™ and make out with him/her/it. You'll thank me later.
Bachelor #1: Has also been referred to here as zerogaugearizonian. As his nickname indicates, he is a resident of Arizona, which I am not. As his nickname also indicates, he has a rather large tongue piercing. He's about 6 years younger than me, 6'5" and super hot. Used the phrase "If you mess with Kat, you get the CLAWS" without ever having read my website, which of course earned him a gold star. Pros: Excellent kisser, super tall, ridiculously intelligent. Cons: Lives in another state, for chrissakes.
Bachelor #2: Has also been referred to here as pseudoboyfriend, because half the people at the Brewery think that we're dating because (gasp) we go to dinner together. Scandalous! He's tall, has longish blond hair and blue eyes, and though he is 14 years older than me still goes out skateboarding regularly. He sells antiques and has been known to show up on my doorstep bearing vintage gifts. We like gifts. Pros: Excellent kisser, shares my insanely eclectic taste in music, knows where every single awesome hole in the wall restaurant is in Los Angeles. Cons: Lives in the same apartment complex as me, is so busy that sometimes he doesn't even have time to talk to me on the phone.
Bachelor #3: Hasn't been mentioned here before, so I'll call him kosherboi, because he's Jewish and I'm subtle like that. He's an actor, therefore will either be jobless forever or become world-famous and maybe end up on a future season of the Surreal Life. He also enjoys the sci-fi as much as I do, and doesn't think it is dorky that I sometimes wear a Justice League shirt and go to comic book conventions. Makes me laugh a lot. We like laughing. Pros: Excellent kisser, understands my geekiness. Cons: Lives not only in the same complex, but basically next door, and is also my ex's roommate.
Thank you for playing Dirty Fez: The Home Game™. And the winner is....?
babbled by Kat @ 10:21:00 AM |
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