babble
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Got more faces than Cindy Sherman:
This weekend is Valentine's Day. I have always hated this holiday, especially when I was actually in a relationship and had to find "the perfect gift" because of all the societal pressure bullcrap. Really, if I'm in a relationship with you, I will show my love and affection for you all the time, by giving you surprise gifts and lots of head. I don't need a freakin' greeting card company to tell me when to go down on you.
Of course, since I hate Valentine's Day so much, I created a special, snark-filled Valentine's Edition over at the Cult of the One-Eyed Cat, with the help of a bunch of super-awesome contributors. Enjoy.
In other news, I finished one of my presentations, and I have another due tomorrow that's almost done (hooray!), so I'm back to being on schedule with them, which is excellent. I will probably be spending some time this weekend geeking out in preparation for presentations 3 and 4, because each of them involve building a server and writing 75 slides from scratch. Of course, I am Super Kathleen™, so I am sure I will get it all done on time.
In addition to those, I've been asked to do three web seminars on similar subject matter, all in March. The final versions of all four of the above presentations are also due in March. I also want to have a life in March, but apparently I will be chained to my computer like the dirty tech slave that I am. I will have to invest in a new pocket rocket, some batteries, and a healthy influx of new porn to take the sting out of the lack of human interaction, but I think I may be able to manage.
Also, I'm going to be doing some spring cleaning, both in my house and in my body, so March should be a pretty trippy month overall. I will, of course, make sure that I have time to update the ol' Fez, though - I wouldn't want you to miss the imminent descent into insanity brought on my my own overacheiving ambition. It won't be pretty, but it'll be entertaining, I promise.
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