babble
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Growing darkness taking dawn:
All my stuff keeps breaking. The camera attachment for my phone stopped working, which makes me sad because I like taking photos of naked women in the locker room people on the street. The sunroof in my car keeps opening by itself, which means I either have an electrical problem or the motor is all spazzy. And today when I got home from the store, I discovered that the delicious hummus that I had purchased had a broken container, so I was faced with a hummus explosion in my grocery bag. Goddammit, I was really looking forward to some hummus.
I have so much shit to do in the next few days that I may have to break my ridiculous posting spree. I have posted every single day for 15 days! Holy shit. Please forgive me if I do not post a lot in the next week or so, because I'll be so busy that I won't really have time to do anything but work and masturbate shower.
However, if you would like to pitch in and help me with some work, please let me know. I need volunteers with the following skills: making copies, stapling, writing massive amounts of technical documentation about web application servers, sensual massage, and gourmet microwave cooking. I am actually only sort of kidding about this, so if you want to help a sista out, applications are being accepted below.
babbled by Kat @ 8:48:00 PM |
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