babble
Monday, March 22, 2004
Sweatin' all the bitches in the biker shorts:
Yesterday and today have not been very pleasant ones for my stomach. Yesterday I was kind of nauseous all day with a side order of occasional puking and today I feel like I got run over by a dump truck or perhaps Star Jones. At first I thought it was something I ate on Friday night, but then my friend Anthony told me it was probably stress, so I am going to agree with him, but only because he's incredibly good-looking.
So, since I feel like I got kicked in the gallbladder repeatedly by a renegade team of howler monkeys, I am staying home from work today. This means that I can spend a lot of time not wearing any pants. Oh, and resting.
Isn't it funny how I always get sick at the most inopportune times possible? My body is a fucking practical joker. Stupid body.
babbled by Kat @ 10:15:00 AM |
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