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Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Talking sweet about nothing:
My stomach feels like it was turned inside out and given a bath in rubbing alcohol and a stern talking-to. Hopefully it will feel better by tomorrow because I really need to be back in the office to do an assload of work. Stupid stomach.
In other news, do you remember that super top-secret project I mentioned that I was working on, but I couldn't tell you about it because then I'd have to kill you, and I could totally kill you because I am a ninja assassin for the Irish mafia and we have ways of knowing where you live and sneaking up on you when you least expect it? Well, now I can tell you without killing you in your sleep/car/mistress' bed. (By the way, what are you doing wearing her panties? I don't think that red satin really suits your complexion.)
Wil, Alex, and I have worked hard and consumed more than our fair share of Guinness creating a totally kickass, punk-rawk DIY print version of some of the best posts at Cult of the One-Eyed Cat. The first printing will be sold exclusively at the Creation Grand Slam convention in Pasadena this weekend. More funtimes information about where you can get it is here.
However, since I know some of my amazingly intelligent and incredibly good-looking readers will not be able to make it because you don't live in southern California (which, incidentally, I don't think is much of an excuse, ya cheap bastards), I will send a copy to the lucky motherfucker who is the first person to answer the following questions. If you can't get them all correct, the first person to get the most answers correct wins. Aren't you excited? Ew, you are. Put that thing away.
Dirty Fez Quiztacular:
1. What is my sexual orientation?
2. What is my favorite color?
3. What is my favorite animal?
4. What is my favorite spectator sport?
5. How many people on my blogroll do I know in real life?
6. Name the origin of the titles of each post on Dirty Fez, starting with Sunday, March 14 and ending with this post.
7. How many tattoos do I have?
Vote early and often! Actually, early is more important. So get to it!
Update: Apparently #6 is unclear. Each post title that I use is from something - a song, a poem, etc. For example, in the archives, the March 13 entry title "Girls on film" is from a Duran Duran song. So, if it's a song title, tell me the song and artist; if it's a poem, tell me the poem and author; and so on.
Oh, and post your answers in the comments. E-mail submissions are ok, but I reserve the right to post them as a comment because it's more fun when everyone can see everyone else's answers.
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