babble
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Doomed to crumble unless we grow:
I came up with another really good idea for a creative project while I was driving to work today, and I started wondering why I always come up with good ideas when I am doing mindless activities. I used to think I only came up with good ideas in the shower, which led me to think that I only come up with good ideas when I am naked, and I attributed that to the fact that my naked body is mind-bogglingly inspirational. However, then I realized that I also come up with good ideas when I am washing the dishes or vacuuming, which led me to think that perhaps cleaning things (or people) is what inspires me to come up with brilliant ideas. Then I remembered that I fucking hate cleaning because I am a lazy motherfucker. After that, I realized that I was really coming up with great ideas when I was doing something totally mindless that didn't require any thinking, like reading Ann Coulter or operating heavy machinery, which led me to think that I should really never actually do anything, because then I'll just come up with brilliant ideas all the time, sell the ideas to people who are nowhere near as lazy as I am, and live in the lap of luxury for the rest of my days.
babbled by Kat @ 5:26:00 PM |
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