babble
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Love will tear us apart:
To the proprietors of Match.com:
Thank you so much for your e-mail! You really do seem concerned for my well-being. I am touched by your desire to keep me from being lonely. I am moved that you not only want me to find true love, but are willing to tell me exactly how to do so! I'm sure your motives are completely altruistic, and I have been convinced by the helpful testimonials you have included in your multiple messages that you have helped thousands of people find that one person who is perfect for them.
However, while I appreciate your offers to help me find my soul mate, I will have to respectfully decline your assistance. You see, while I do spend an awful lot of time in front of the computer where I receive your endless outpourings of concern for my love life, I do get up and go out and interact with people in real life. I do this quite often, in fact! Sometimes, this leads to me meeting people who I would be interested in dating. Imagine that! Other times, it leads to non-romantic friendships, which is great, too. What a concept! In fact, while I'm sure there are people out there who are actively hunting wabbits for a soul mate, I am content with my life the way it is, and occasionally pleasantly surprised by meeting someone to whom I am attracted. I know, it may be shocking to you that there is someone out there who is not consumed by the desire to locate their one true love, but it's true.
So, again, thank you for your concern, but please don't worry about me so much. All that fretting can't be healthy.
babbled by Kat @ 3:35:00 PM |
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