babble
Monday, April 05, 2004
Neutralize every man in sight:
It's time for more fun, random facts about my favorite person - me! Enjoy.
My name means "pure" and "virginal". No, seriously.
If I had been a boy, my father would have named me Aloicious Jedediah. This is one of many reasons why I'm glad I don't have a penis.
There is a spider that lives in a web in the corner of the hallway just outside my front door. Every time I leave or come home and I open the door or make some other sudden movement, he kind of jumps and moves away a little bit. I respond by telling him "Don't worry, spider dude. I'm not going to hurt you." This means I'm "eccentric".
At one point, I owned the domain name partiallygaydivorcee.com. Because I am one.
I am a total baseball nut, and because baseball season started today, and there are games in progress right now, I am having to physically force myself not to open a new tab in my favorite browser and start streaming games, or at least monitoring scores. I have had to actually slap my own wrist today. I'm sure that is doing wonders for my coworkers' opinions of my mental health.
When I am driving, if someone cuts me off or otherwise displays random asshattedness, I will yell at them, many times with improvised combination curse words. One of my favorites is "cock-knocking son of a crack whore".
People mistake the above for road rage. I prefer to call it "mobile Janovian therapy".
My pants are tight, and that's okay.
Good lord. I am wayyyy too fond of bulleted and iterative lists. Just look at my posting history. Jesus. I should kick my own ass.
babbled by Kat @ 2:53:00 PM |
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