babble
Monday, April 26, 2004
Talk to me, dance with me:
I would just like to inform you that I have never been busier in my entire life. I have a full-time job that is getting fuller every day, I have a conference to prepare for, I am going to my big brother's wedding in a few days, I have a lot of side projects and I have a couple of good friends who I can hang out with all day long and it feels like it was just 10 minutes, because they are so fucking rad and fun to spend time with. In order to keep up with all of this, I am going to invent a device that alters my brain so that it only requires one hour of sleep per day. I mean, I could just sleep for one hour per day anyway, but I would probably start acting even more retarded than I do already, and that might make the universe implode.
Anyway, this weekend I resurrected laptop #2 from the dead with a spiffy new hard drive. I think I'm going to name it Lazarus. I also spent a good chunk of money at the electronics store and at ThinkGeek purchasing accessories for said laptop such as a USB keyring, a remote control mouse thing for doing PowerPoint presentations and a new laptop case. The latter two items made me so happy that I am beginning to worry about myself. Fuck it, who am I kidding, I'm a raging geekazoid and that's why all you fuckers love me so much. Well, that, and my perky butt, but who's keeping track?
Speaking of ThinkGeek, I highly recommend them. I have literally never had a customer service experience quite as stellar as the one I experienced from them. I placed an order at 2:00 on Thursday and I had all my geeky stuff in my grubby little hands by 10 a.m. on Friday, all packed quite efficiently and for a very reasonable shipping fee. Plus, how the fuck can you go wrong with a place that sells Milton's stapler?
Anyway, it's so fucking hot in my loft right now that I am sitting in my living room with two fans pointed directly at me, wearing nothing but a Justice League of America button-front denim shirt. This has left me feeling quite comfortable, and I'm getting a lot of work done on this VMWare/RedHat thing I'm working on, so I think I will be doing a lot more of my work this way. Besides, everyone knows that no pants = higher productivity. It's a proven scientific fact.
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