babble
Monday, August 23, 2004
Everyday people like you and me:
I'm feeling overly friendtastic at the moment so I think I should tell you how fantastic some of my friends are. I know you know this shit already, but just fucking deal with it, okay? The new boy has turned me into some kind of girl or something so I've gotten extra sappy lately. It's gross, but I suppose that's the curse of having a vagina.
My friend Jim is hot. And he's a really good writer. I only mention the hotness first because what, I just saw his abs less than 48 hours ago and that shit is fresh in my mind. Anyway, go read him, if you aren't already. And proposition him, if you're a hot girl. I have a feeling he's good in bed. You ladies will have to go do some investigative reporting for me.
My friend Alex is hot. And she's a fantastic artist and writer. I mention the hotness first because, I mean fuck, have you seen her photos? That girl is HOT. Go buy her comics and her t-shirts, which you can see modeled on a very ample rack here.
Now my next friend, all you fuckers already know. I'm not going to say that he's hot, because that's like saying my brother is hot or something. And I'm only sorta southern. This guy has a lot of readers already. He has 100x the readers I do. I don't want you to go read his website, as he's undoubtedly in your RSS reader already. I want you to go buy his book. Why, you say? Because it's a really fucking good book. Seriously. I'm a book snob. I wouldn't tell you to spend your hard-earned cash on just any piece of crap. I'll tell you to spend your hard-earned cash on an excellent book. And if you don't buy it, I'll throw spitballs at you when you least expect it.
I'll return to regular blogging soon. I'm becoming sufficiently stress- and angst-ridden to start writing again. Don't forget to hold your breath till I come back! Blue faces turn me on.
babbled by Kat @ 1:00:00 AM |
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