babble
Sunday, September 19, 2004
Poker face:
Last night, I learned to play Texas Hold 'Em. Now I have a poker fire lit under my ass, and I'm determined to learn how to play poker well so I can go to Vegas and bat my eyelashes at the guys at the table and tell them it's my first time and take all of their money, kind of like what teenage hookers do, except with far, far less use of my vagina.
Also, today I decided that poker is just like Yahtzee, except it has cards, and less saying of the word "Yahtzee".
babbled by Kat @ 10:34:00 PM |
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