babble
Friday, December 03, 2004
Couch burrito:
When I am not on the road, I work from home. Many people say, "wow, I wish I could work from home". Yes, it is good, as evidenced by the fact that I still have slippers on and it is mid-afternoon. But there are pros and cons, which I will outline for you here.
Pro: I do not have to commute, so I can sleep a little later.
Con: No commuting means no dealing with traffic, which makes it much more difficult for me to come up with phrases like "You almost fucking hit me, you cock-knocking son of a crack whore!"
Pro: I do not have to interact with people, so I do not have to wear pants. Bonus: this also cuts down on laundry!
Con: It's very cold in my loft in the winter, so no pants means all goose bumps, all the time.
Pro: When packages get delivered, I am here to receive them. No more trips to the post office!
Con: eBay.
Pro: I have wireless internet access, so I can work in my home office, on my sofa, even in bed.
Con: My couch has a permanent ass-print now. Also, I check e-mail at 3 a.m. on Saturday.
Pro: My cat thinks I am neato, and therefore is very happy when I am home all day. He likes to sit next to the ass-print on the sofa.
Con: I have turned into a crazy cat lady - I have wrapped my cat up in a blanket and now he looks like a burrito.
babbled by Kat @ 1:11:00 PM |
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