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Friday, December 10, 2004
Spamtacular:
Since I was home sick today, I decided to clean up all the comment spam on one of my other websites. It's running an older version of Movable Type, and even with MT-Blacklist running on it, it was gathering enormous amounts of comment spam. I managed to wrestle it down from nearly 1300 comments to just under 350 in an hour or so. During this time, I learned what all the comment spammers are really, like, into these days.
For example, they are very concerned that US residents are not getting the quality prescription medications that we so clearly need but can't afford. They obviously watched the presidential debates if they are aware of this controversial topic. In particular, they really want me to try Elidel, Phentermine, and Soma. However, they obviously don't know me that well, because if they really wanted to successfully market to me, they'd offer me lots and lots of Adderall.
They are also concerned that I and my fellow contributors to the site are not getting nearly enough hot black man-on-man action. After a quick survey of the other contributors, it turns out that they are correct in assuming we aren't getting any hot gay sex, but incorrect in assuming that this is something that needs to be remedied. They also wanted to bring the plight of she-males to our attention. I thank them wholeheartedly for that. Who knew how exploited and oppressed these mid-op transsexuals were? I, for one, will be contributing donations to the she-male charity websites I located with the comment spammers' selfless assistance.
Lastly, these comment spammers seem overwhelmed with a need to provide me with products and services at huge discounts. These items range from half-price shoes to no-fee mortgages. I don't know how these kind folks can possibly afford all of this generosity! How can they possibly be making a profit with such rock-bottom prices and fee-free services? I worry about their ability to provide for their families if they continue with that sort of devoted selflessness. It's taking the phrase "generous to a fault" to a whole new level.
Now that I've purged the other site of all of these generous offers and made sure to send off a little cash to underprivileged trannies, I am going to go enjoy the fruits of my labor in my new house, try on my 17 new pairs of shoes, pop a few Somas, and watch those hot gay black men get their freak on.
babbled by Kat @ 8:09:00 PM |
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