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Friday, January 07, 2005
Girls Gone Wild:
Why I will never submit to Doug Stanhope's persistent, persuasive arguments to show my boobs on Girls Gone Wild:
1) I don't show my boobs to strangers. Only people I know. One more reason to come to my party!
2) I've hung out with Doug's mom. (And oh, the stories.)
3) I'm not tan.
4) Despite the fact that I own a vagina and boobs, I actually have a brain.
The moral of this story is that if you are local and I haven't already invited you to my party on Friday night, you must e-mail me posthaste because I need to give you directions. I didn't deliberately snub anyone, I'm just a little retarded.
Clearly not retarded enough to show my boobs to strangers, but what? I HAVE FAULTS.
babbled by Kat @ 1:13:00 AM |
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