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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Portrait of a weekend*:

Number of surprise visitors: 1

Weight of cake that said, in pink lettering, "Shit bitch, you is fine": 10 lbs. (approximate)

Number of hot, tattooed women who showed up for my roomie's going-away party: 11

Drinks consumed by me on Saturday: 7

Drinks consumed by the guest of honor on Saturday: 23 (approximate)

Number of vomiting incidents: 1 (not me!)

Number of foods that trigger latex allergies consumed by my visiting brother, who has a latex allergy, at Sunday breakfast: 3

Number of resulting emergency room visits: 1

Name of hot ER doctor: Yang

How I should've introduced myself: Yin

Surprising but effective antihistamine: Pepcid (I'm not kidding!)

Level of happiness while snuggling with my brother and roomie: Astronomical

*a tribute to Scott's stats that shape a weekend meme.


babbled by Kat @ 9:40:00 AM | |