babble
Monday, April 18, 2005
Song for the deaf:
Twat did you say?
I cunt hear you.
I have an ear infucktion.
No, really. I do. I went to the urgent care doctor on Sunday and he took one look at my poor little eardrum and was like "whoa, that's a mess in there." That is not something I normally like to hear from my doctor, but in this case it's good since he confirmed that I shouldn't fly for almost a week, and gave me meds to clear up the infection. Apparently my eardrum was red and bulging. Yes, BULGING. So sexy.
You see, taking two flights with a bad head cold can cause all the goop that's in your sinuses to get pushed right into your middle ear. NEATO. So now I'm on some nifty superstrong antibiotics and some decongestants, which make me nice and loopy while I wait for my ears to get back to normal. It's actually kind of fun to listen to my Eustachian tube attempting to equalize the pressure in my eardrum as it gets better, though. It's like there's a little bowl of Rice Krispies in my ear. Fun times.
This is okay, though, because I can stay home and work on some reports, finish my slide stacks for the talks I'm giving in May (holy shit, less than a month away!), work on cleaning up some of my various and sundry websites, hang out with friends in the evenings, and finish working on some of the renovation stuff I've been doing. I mean, for fuck's sake, I am going on vacation in less than two weeks, and I cannot go to see my preciousssss China Vagina with so many things left undone, can I?
babbled by Kat @ 5:30:00 PM |
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