babble
Friday, June 03, 2005
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral:
Some random things to put in your pipe and smoke.
I intend to eventually trick someone into falling in love with me with the cunning use of frequent flyer miles.
The Louisiana Purchase was of questionable constitutionality. (One of the reasons I chose to abolish it.)
I have named several of my body parts, including both of my inner labia.
It's not gay if you smack them on the ass afterwards and say, "good game".
Massive internal hemmorhaging is the new black.
Discuss.
babbled by Kat @ 5:15:00 PM |
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