babble
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Hysteria:
I'm packing for my next trip. My packing and trip preparation style is both insanely anal and amazingly fucktarded. Observe:
Anal: I triple-check that I've packed deodorant, hair defrizzing stuff, and toothpaste. Okay, make that quintuple-check. Especially the defrizzing stuff.
Fucktarded: I always forget shampoo. And hotel shampoo is shit. That's why I need the defrizzer.
Anal: I fold my panties into neat little triangles, and stack them in the suitcase in the following order (for this trip, anyway): black, green, black, hot pink, black, magenta, black. It's like a club sandwich made of lace panties.
Fucktarded: I toss like 8932738947987 cables into my laptop bag without tying them or organizing them in any way, so they come out looking like a technological tumbleweed.
Anal: I roll all of my clothes into little tiny cylinders of cloth. And then re-roll them. Several times.
Fucktarded: I've been carrying my friend's iPod charger and headphones in my suitcase for a month, meaning to mail them to her. In my spare time. Riiiiight.
Anal: I refuse to check bags and can fit 7 days of work and casual clothes, 2 pairs of shoes, a dopp kit, and an SLR into an 18" rollaboard.
Fucktarded: I think all of this bullshit is blog-worthy.
babbled by Kat @ 1:01:00 AM |
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