babble
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Are you bi...lingual?
Last night I went out in San Francisco with my best friend, a coworker, and two other cute queer boys. At some point during the discussion, we started talking about lesbian bed death, and the boys all expressed disbelief that such a thing could occur. I said, "oh yeah, once we unpack the U-Haul, our sex life dies." After that, the boys started looking at me with the same look of curiosity on their faces that children have when observing monkeys in a zoo. Finally, they came up to me, and in hushed tones, one of them said, eyes wide with bewilderment, "But you don't look like a lesbian!"
I almost didn't have the heart to tell them that I'm not.*
In other, less sapphic news, tomorrow is my birthday, and I'm buying myself a new camera lens and a scantily-clad houseboy. What are you getting me?
*P.S. I do like the ladies, though, for those hot chix that might be reading this. I just believe in equal opportunity and therefore give members of both genders the opportunity to attempt to get into my pants. Whether or not you're successful is more dependent on your ability to make me laugh and provide me with alcohol than your genitalia.
babbled by Kat @ 2:06:00 PM |
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