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Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Steroid Maximus:
So I just heard this rumor that another Major League baseball player has tested positive for steroids. Normally, I'd be all, "WTF guys, stop getting caught ruining baseball by enjoying the benefits of performance enhancing drugs cheating, but no. This time, I'm more like, "AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!" Why?
Because it's rumored to be Roger Clemens.
Now, don't get me wrong, the guy is a great pitcher, arguably one of the best in the history of baseball. But god DAMN is he an arrogant prick. I was so glad when he left the Yankees and went to the Astros, even though I am a Yankee fan and want them to have a good pitching staff. Why? Because, like fucking Barry Bonds and his bullshit, I think players with that arrogant, "I'm better than you, therefore I deserve special treatment" attitude are bad for team chemistry. (Of course, I think pussy-ass bitches like A-Rod are bad for team chemistry, too, but this is another discussion altogether.)
So, if Clemens is indeed positive for steroids, pardon the fuck out of me if I chuckle.
If not, then good for baseball. I'd rather not see more players on steroids. I'd rather they'd all be clean and healthy and playing their best.
But, you know, if it had to be one more guy that gets caught, I'm okay with it being Clemens, the big jerk.
Put that in your Cy Young award and smoke it.
babbled by Kat @ 6:23:00 PM |
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