babble
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Last chance to lose control:
As mentioned in the update to the previous post, I went to the orthopedic doctor on Friday and he said that I have a bone chip and can't travel for at least a week. I get to sit around with an immobilized ankle via an ankle brace and radiate hate from my home base. It will be a glorious hatred that is grand and far-reaching. I am really bummed about missing my upcoming trips, mostly because I will miss some of Eddie Izzard's performances while he's in NYC. Oh, and also the Switzerland thing. And all the dirty, dirty sex that I only seem to have when I am not in Los Angeles. Yeah, that. Whoopsie.
That said, I need a fucking assistant, like, now. You get to drive my fucking awesome Mini Cooper S withallthetrimmingskthx, access to my awesome reserve of knowledge and power, AND cart me around to various kickass locations around Los Angeles, accompanied by my witty commentary and stir-crazy antics. What the fuck is stopping you, goddammit?
babbled by Kat @ 5:52:00 PM |
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