babble
Monday, January 16, 2006
Le singe est sur la branche:
My first trip this year was to Arizona, where I got to hang out with computer nerds who think I'm the best thing since sliced bread (they even offered me a job), and visit my grandma, who thinks I'm awesome except that I don't call her enough (she didn't offer me a job). I got home after a few days in the icky desert city, and enjoyed my homecoming by losing $40 at poker. Mmmm, gambooooling.
A few days later I departed for dirty Jerz and after my torturous stay in the throes of Jerseyitis, I went to NYC for a few days, during which time I drank most of my NYC friends (except Sean, because his liver is stronger than mine) under the table. I have a few days at home before I depart for the happiest place on earth.
I have a lot of shit to do this week - I need to find a housekeeper to clean my house in preparation for the people I will be housing during an upcoming event in February. I also need to complete presentations for the talks I'm giving next week, officially start a business by opening bank accounts and starting some legal paperwork, color my hair, go on a juice fast, build those fucking bookshelves already, order some domain names and new cellphones, and I don't know, fap or something. Mmmm, fapping. I also need a futon and a bunch of lube.
Wait, what? Lube is for squares.
After I do all that shit I'm off to a big giant conference where I shall give deeply technical presentations. Giving nerd talks to rooms full of 800+ people is fun. Sweet mother of fuck, people. I am so fired up about work, both my current job and my future businesses, that I seem to have instantly doubled my energy levels. Yes, being much busier actually makes me less tired. Yes, I am a giant nerd. Deal with it.
Also, I want a pygmy marmoset. Buy me one. Thanks.
babbled by Kat @ 11:42:00 AM |
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