babble
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Wedding bells:
So, most of you who are my friends in real life know that I really like it when people are just straightforward with me, because nothing bothers me more than lying. Okay, spinelessness bothers me just as much. And Jessica Simpson. No, Ashlee. No, both.
Anyway.
To that end, I must confess to you, dear readers, that I have been dishonest with you. When we went to Vegas in December, my friend Andrew and I decided to play a little prank on our friends, and said we got married. Well, it's not true. I'm still perfectly single and full of hatred for humanity. I know at least seventeen of you will be relieved.
Most of you should have seen through it, though. I mean, it is my annual marriage hoax. It's tradition. But never fear - if some useless fuckbag ever does trick me into marrying him, not only will I have a bulletproof, 53-page prenup (double-sided), I promise that everyone I know will have a really good time at our wedding in Vegas and their livers will declare mutiny by the end of the wedding weekend.
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