babble
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Roses never fade:
There's a ton of shit going on in my life right now that is really awesome, and I haven't really been talking about it much here. It's not because I don't have time to post (I mean, I'm still as busy as always, if not busier, but that's not the primary reason excuse), but because I don't want to bore you by yammering in great detail about all the awesomeness. That said, now I'm gonna. Color you excited!
The one thing I did talk about was that I'm officially bicoastal now. I have an apartment in NYC and one in L.A. Before you start getting all pissy about how I'm a dirty fucking bourgeois pig because I have two apartments and several barely legal, scantily clad houseboys, keep in mind that I have roommates in both places and that my rent is heavily subsidized by the significant amount of revenue generated by the pay-to-view webcams I have stationed in said houseboys' bedrooms.
I also mentioned in a somewhat offhand way a little while ago that I was totally smitten. Well, I misspoke. In actuality, I'm completely arse-over-tit retarded in love. The object of my affection lives in New York, but is not the reason that I became bicoastal. I became bicoastal because I like being bi-everything, and also because I started a business there a little while ago...
Which brings me to the business. I started a company with an exceedingly geeky business partner. It's all semi-top-secret right now, so if I tell you any more without making you sign the 12-page non-disclosure agreement that we came up with, I will have to eviscerate you. That's right, this shit merits evisceration, not just regular killing. This is serious, yo.
Of course, even though I've updated you on what the fuck I've been up to, I've left a few questions in your dirty minds, like what type of business I could possibly be starting (scotch importing? porn?), what the url of the houseboys' webcast is (imnevergonnatellyou.com) and which gender my lover is (male? female? shemale?).
Have fun guessing!
babbled by Kat @ 3:24:00 PM |
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