Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Just a goddamn job:
This weekend ruled. I flew home from evil, evil Florida on Friday night in time to meet the lovarrr's flight as it came into LAX from NYC. We spent Saturday prepping for the fab cocktail party my roomie organized, and buying superseekrit Xmas presents. (Shh!) The party was awesome and involved the following: booze, holiday Roca, overly engineered appetizer platters, cat singeing, fresh gingerbread, cleavage, poker, beardbagging, and self-conscious gyno table posing. My parties are badass, motherfuckers.
On Sunday, we had a leisurely breakfast at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, which, if you have not had the pleasure, is the best thing that will ever happen to you, so you should go there right now. Then we went over to Anomaly with our friend Steve, who I like a lot even though he is a Red Sox fan and therefore is required by law to hate me. I, in true fashion, bought a whole bunch of shit. This included buying some Anatometal bling plugs, which have a flare that is seventeen billion times bigger than the wearing surface, so we had to stretch my ears a scoche to get them in. When I was considering them, I thought about what that stretch would mean - that I would need to keep the tunnels in for a while, even at work - and thought that maybe I shouldn't do it. Then I said, "FUCK WORK!" and we proceeded to stretch those bitches right in. I cursed a bit whilst the stretching happened, to the great delight of all present. For the record, I yell things like "SONOFAFUCKINGDICKFUCK" and "COCKANDBALLS!" when I am dealing with pain. Fun for the whole family!
The rest of the weekend was really sappy and full of camera shopping and disgusting professions of affection so I just won't go into it. Suffice it to say that you probably would've vomited if you'd seen us interacting. We are that sappy.
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