babble
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
You're just a love machine:
Dumb things exes have said to me, Vol. 1: The Body and Sex Issue
- "You know, you have a totally kickin' body." (Uh, no, I didn't realize it was "kickin'", but thanks for the memo. Also, what exactly constitues "kickin'"?)
- "Don't call it 'fucking' or 'sex' - it's 'making love'. Every time!" (Said by a guy who considered himself "macho", which is in itself an entire blog post.)
- "Did you have an orgasm?" (If you don't think I did, I didn't. If you think I did, I probably didn't. If I can't speak English anymore, I did.)
- "I know I'm not King Cock or anything..." (Pinkie!)
- "I can't sleep here tonight. My mother just called and she needs me to come over." (Said by someone over 30.)
I know you have some good ones. Hit me.
babbled by Kat @ 6:30:00 PM |
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