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Thursday, December 27, 2001

Wow, I really am a lazy bastard. I've done nothing during this lovely holiday trip but lounge around and sleep. It was nice, but now I'm having a hard time overcoming my own inertia so that I can load up the car and drive home. I suppose I'll just have to kick myself in the ass. Actually, it would probably help if I could tear myself away from my laptop.

Ahh, my laptop. I'm rather attached to it, and I don't mean physically, although that might be interesting. I'm very fond of my laptop. I daresay it's the single most important piece of electronic equipment that I own. In fact, if anything were to happen to it, I'd be inconsolable. I'd weep like I'd just watched my puppy get hit by a car.

I think it's love.

I wouldn't go so far as to have, you know, SEX with my laptop. I'd rather engage in the sexin' with real people. But I really do have an undying affection for this little machine. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Laptop, you complete me.

babbled by Kat @ 8:30:00 AM | |

Sunday, December 23, 2001

To amuse yourself during your holiday visits with family, write the following on a piece of paper, your shirt, or some other surface, then stand back and watch the fun begin.

I am sofa king! We todd did!

Merry Xmas to all.

babbled by Kat @ 11:13:00 AM | |

Saturday, December 22, 2001

Today I've been doing not much of anything. I've toyed with ideas for the site design a bit. Suggestions, tips, free monkies, etc. are welcome.

For your viewing enjoyment, please go to my current favorite site: wil wheaton dot net.

babbled by Kat @ 5:15:00 PM | |

Friday, December 21, 2001

Love, exciting and new.

That's right, this is the very first post here at Dirty Fez.

I'm lazy, so I used someone else's template for now. I'll change it soon. I promise. The logo alone will be enough to send you into epileptic fits of laughter.

Thank you and goodnight.

babbled by Kat @ 5:18:00 PM | |